• Masturbation is a normal human function to diminish & relieve tension, anxiety, stress, frustration plus it provides needed fun, relaxation & deserved orgasmic pleasure!
  

• It can also be used spiritually for projecting magick, wishes & prayers at the point of orgasm, for raising higher inner consciousness & communicating with gods, spirits & higher powers!
  

• Besides being fun it also has many other uses i’m sure you'll discover or already know!

• MANY OF US ARE ALONE AND CHOSE TO STAY THAT WAY!
  

• We avoid meeting other people as that might trigger the need for sexual contact & the fear that goes with it!
  

• Some people take the risk and become physical with other people because they need sexual satisfaction!
  

• Their Needs are stronger!
  

• They have the Need to feel whole inside & are missing that little something special that makes sex with other people more satisfying than sex with themselves!

IMAGINE... if you could satisfy yourself sexually as often, as deeply and as perfectly as your body required!

IMAGINE... a 3 dimensional sexually satisfying place deep within your mind that can bring you to incredible new sexual heights but you just don’t know how to get there!

IMAGINE...A sexually astral place so private that nobody could ever invade it and know what you are thinking!

IMAGINE... A place where every sexual dream or fantasy you ever imagined could come true!

IMAGINE... A place of sexual fun... with no fear, shame, hang-ups, guilt, disease, inhibitions, failure or people judging you and anything you wanted to do sexually was ALWAYS OK... ANYTHING!

IMAGINE... A 1-900 call to your Sexual Subconscious as often as you want & each time you take a 1-900 FANTASEX trip it’s different as in real life when you’re with real people!

IMAGINE... you connect to a 1-900 FANTASEX trip & if you don’t like the trip all you do is think the word NO & the 1-900 FANTASEX trip you are on ends!

IMAGINE... A place where the word NO, Really Means NO!
(STOP IS OK TOO)

IMAGINE... These 1-900 FANTASEX CD / MP3' S have real live subliminal sexual sounds of people having intercourse, orgasms, heavy breathing, dirty words, sighs, moans, groans of delight & incredible screams of Sexual Pleasure to Be Heard by You!

IMAGINE... Many people report Orgasms deeper & more intense than they ever imagined possible! Some report Orgasms just from the mental Sexperiences they have without even touching themselves!

IMAGINE... Mind Over Body Orgasm’s without physical contact! WOW!

IMAGINE... Users ALSO report ecstasy, visions, tastes, odors & physical sensations as good as any they have known when making love with others & sometimes even better!

• ALL PLEASURE, ORGASM & SEX ORIGINATES THERE!

• FANTASEX Is better than any rental video, better than movies, TV or drugs!

• IMAGINE... that you never have to be bored, lonely, frustrated or horny again! 

• Sexual Fantasy Vision... IT’S NOT JUST A TAPE… IT’S A SEXUAL TIME MACHINE!

• All you do is establish your own personal romantic atmosphere with Candles, incense flowers, food, a hot bath, etc!

• Who knows better than you what turns you on!

• Close your eyes & listen to your tape for about 10 minutes!

• There will be no obvious voices or sounds to consciously distract you from departing on your 1-900 FANTASEX trip!

• There is nothing dirty or pornographic about you when you use a 1-900 FANTASEX Audio!

• Nothing is bad if it conforms to your own personal Sexual standards & Nobody can know what you do if you don't tell them!

• You will be told subliminally to relax and enjoy your own mind & body because you have determined the FANTASEX trip by selecting the subject of the FANTASEX tape subliminally!

• You will hear a New Age music called The Pond that transports you like a time machine on your own personal journey to Sexual Ecstasy!

• Each journey WITH THE SAME TAPE can take you to exciting new Sexual heights!

• Just as in life, no two FANTASEX experiences WITH THE SAME TAPE will be exactly alike, ever!

• This Will Motivate You to CALL 1-900 FANTASEX Often for New & More Exciting Sexual Experiences!

Sexual FantasyVision A.S.T.R.A.L. Mind Sex By HypnoVision
uses the StealthVision Process SMU-10XXX With 
UNFORGETTABLE HYPNO-SUBLIMINALS!

• Sexual FantasyVision USES StealthVision Process SMU-10X ... A
  SUPER / MEGA / ULTRA (Speed of Light) SUBLIMINAL SOUND WAVES DISCOVERY (SSW's) That Makes Airplanes Invisible to Radar!

• StealthVision SMU-10XXX ...Programs Your Mind With Deep Brain Subliminal Sexual Fantasy Sexgestions Deeper than Your Ability to Forget Them!
  

• Hidden under music the SSW’s trigger the formation of new nerve connections between cells & memory receptors in the right & left brain are multiplied & balanced!

• Endorphins & natural chemicals are released to assist in every function the body & brain require for SMU-10XXX PERFECT PERFORMANCE!
  

• StealthVision SMU-10XXX Brain Optimizing Harmonic Frequencies combined with the advanced NLP (Neuro-Linguistic Programming) re-patterning techniques used in our other CD / MP3's have lifted the quality of The BEST CD / MP3'S ON EARTH to a NEW LEVEL on the ladder of Personal & Metaphysical Growth, Ecstasy & Sexual Enlightenment!

• The Advanced NLP Re-patterning Techniques Used In All Our Other CD / MP3'S Have Lifted the Quality of these Sexual FantasyVision Subliminal CD / MP3'S to a NEW LEVEL of Quality Never Before Sexperienced!

• StealthVision SMU-10XXX (Speed of Light) Subliminal Self Hypnosis Self-Help CD / MP3'S Put Your Mind Deep Subconscious On That... NEW LEVEL NOW!

• STEALTH SeductionVision SMU-10X ...The POWER of 10 CD / MP3'S IN ONE!

• The VERY BEST TAPE ON EARTH... JUST GOT BETTER!

• Sexual FantasyVision SMU-10XXX ... NLP (Neuro-Linguistic Programming) is Sometimes Called The Einstein, Jesus, Solomon, Cayce Perfect State of Mind!

• One Great A.S.T.R.A.L. FANTASEX Sexperience Will More Than Justify the Cost of the Tape Forever!
  

• These Sexual FantasyVision Audio CD / MP3'S Subliminally Improve Your Mind Sex Skills & Instincts & CAN MAKE YOU SEXUALLY VERY HAPPY!

• These Sexual FantasyVision CD / MP3'S are the Very Best of All The Sexual Fantasy CD / MP3'S on EARTH!

• The FANTASEX Sexperiences you have will carry over to the sex you have with others and improve the quality of that sex dramatically!

• These CD / MP3'S program your mind for Sexual Fantasy Sexcess... They put your Mind on the 1-900 A.S.T.R.A.L. FANTASEX Channel!

• Welcome to the WONDERFUL World of Sexual FantasyVision!

• With Sexual FantasyVision & HypnoVision… NOTHING IS IMPOSSIBLE!

• PROGRAM YOUR MIND FOR AUTO-EROTIC SEXCESS!

• No Concentration Required!

• Use Sleeping / Mediating / Anytime

• 5-10 Minutes / 2-3 times a week!

• NO OTHER TAPE COMPARES!

• NOT AVAILABLE IN STORES ANYWHERE IN THE USA

1-900 FANTASEX CD / MP3'S NOT LISTED
IN ANY SPECIAL ORDER!

Psssst… there’s a lot of CD / MP3'S to look at…
Sorry there is Sooooooooooooo MUCH!
PLEASE Look Closely, You Never Know What You Will Find!
DON'T FORGET TO GET PAPER & TAKE NOTES!

• NOTE: EXCEPT WHERE SPECIFICALLY MARKED ALL CD / MP3'S MAY BE USED BY MALE / FEMALE-STRAIGHT/GAY! (M/F-S/G)

• Tape Descriptions May Sound Similar But All CD / MP3'S & Trips Are Subliminally & Sexually Different! No two FANTASEX Trips Are Exactly Alike!

• In All CD / MP3'S You May Be the Aggressor or Receiver & If Desired You Can Just Be the Observer!

• To STOP Any Trip... Just Think the Word... NO OR STOP!

FT-1 THE PERSONAL AD FANTASY $89.95 + P&H

• You place a personal ad in a swinger’s magazine and you get many replies with pictures of the person responding!

• You finally agree to meet one of the respondents & the person is TERRIFIC! FABULOUS... PERFECT!

• You meet someplace neutral & then you decide to ask him/her back to your place & the sexual part of the fantasy begins!

• Each time you use the tape you can have a different date & lover!

• To CUSTOMIZE this tape you can actually write your own ad for a fantasy lover!

• Be very explicit regarding details of body, race, features, breast or penis size, etc.!

• Be very explicit & use street words that a regular newspaper would not allow!

• ANYTHING LEGAL GOES... IT’S YOUR FANTASY!

• NOTE: ALL CUSTOM STEALTH CD / MP3'S $119.95 + P&H
  The Custom comments above apply to all CD / MP3'S below!

FT-2 A MAN IN THE BODY OF A WOMAN! (Our best seller) $89.95 + P&H

• To CUSTOMIZE this tape tell me if she’s a secretary, nurse, hooker, porn star, waitress, movie star, athlete, truck driver, mother, sister, teacher, etc.!

• Does she have Big Breasts or small, hair color, height, weight, etc.!

• Give her a Name & describe where she lives, etc.!

• Describe the kind of sex you would like best to experience with her... tell me MORE!

• ALL CUSTOM STEALTH CD / MP3'S $119.95 + P&H

FT-3 A WOMAN IN THE BODY OF A MAN! (Our best seller) $89.95 + P&H

• Same as FT-2 above!

FT-4 YOU ARE AT AN ORGY! $89.95 + P&H

• You are at the center of everybody's attention!

• Sexual things are happening to your body because everybody there knows you are the greatest lover in the room!

• The CUSTOM versions of this tape usually drive me crazy when I read the script ideas!

FT-5 YOUR REALLY A STRAIGHT PERSON BUT IN THE FANTASY YOUR GAY OR LESBIAN! $89.95 + P&H

FT-6 YOUR IN A ROOM FULL OF SEXY PEOPLE & YOU CAN CHANGE YOUR SEX AT WILL! $89.95 + P&H

FT-7 YOU’RE A MALE ESCORT, GIGOLO, STUD ON CALL & YOU EARN $250.00 AN HOUR + TIPS! (YOU ARE HUNG!) $89.95 + P&H

FT-8 YOU’RE A FEMALE ESCORT/HOOKER MAKING $1000 A NIGHT & YOU’RE GORGEOUS! $89.95 + P&H

FT-9 YOU’RE A MAN HAVING SEX WITH TWO GORGEOUS WOMEN or A WOMAN WITH TWO FABULOUS MEN! $89.95 + P&H

FT10 I’M A BISEXUAL MAN OR WOMAN WITH A BI SEXUAL COUPLE! $89.95 + P&H

FT11 I’M A BISEXUAL MAN OR WOMAN ONE ON ONE WITH ANOTHER BISEXUAL! $89.95 + P&H

FT12 I’M A BISEXUAL MAN OR WOMAN SEDUCING SOMEONE STRAIGHT THAT TURNS ME ON! $89.95 + P&H

FT13 I’M A MAN OR WOMAN AMONG A LARGE GROUP OF FRIENDS WHO MASTURBATE TOGETHER BUT NEVER TOUCH EACH OTHER! $89.95 + P&H

• IT’S CALLED CLUB 'M'

• IT’S A SAFE SEX TURN ON!

• (Touching someone else is grounds for expulsion!)

FT14 I SECRETLY VISIT AN UNDERGROUND SWINGERS CLUB! $89.95 + P&H

FT15 I’M HAVING GROUP SEX WITH FRIENDS & ANOTHER PARTY OF STRANGERS JOIN US! $89.95 + P&H

FT16 A GAY OR LESBIAN GROUP SEX PARTY! $89.95 + P&H

FT17 I’M A NYMPHOMANIAC/SATYR & I CANT GET ENOUGH SEX TO SATISFY ME & I LOVE IT! $89.95 + P&H

FT18 I’M HAVING SEX WITH A LOVER OF A DIFFERENT RACE! $89.95 + P&H

FT19 MY WIFE / HUSBAND / LOVER INTRODUCES ME TO THREESOMES, FOURSOMES, GROUPS! $89.95 + P&H

FT20 MY WIFE/HUSBAND/LOVER IS SEXUAL WITH ANOTHER PERSON... I CAN WATCH HIM/HER & I LOVE IT! IT TURNS ME ON! $89.95 + P&H

FT21 MY WIFE/HUSBAND/LOVER IS OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE & TELLS ME ALL THE DETAILS LATER & I LOVE IT! IT TURNS ME ON! $89.95 + P&H

FT22 I HIRE A CALL GIRL/MALE ESCORT TO GO OUT ON A DATE FOR $250 AN HOUR! $89.95 + P&H

FT23 THE MEN & WOMEN IN MY LIFE ARE ALL MY SEX SLAVES! $89.95 + P&H

FT24 I AM A SEX SLAVE! $89.95 + P&H

FT25 I AM AN VERY ACTIVE SECRET SWINGER! $89.95 + P&H

FT26 I WATCH 2 MEN/2 WOMEN MAKING LOVE! $89.95 + P&H

FT27 I’M WATCHING 3 PEOPLE HAVING SEX! $89.95 + P&H

FT28 I’M WATCHING AN ORGY OF PEOPLE! $89.95 + P&H

FT29 I’M IN A NUDIST COLONY & I CAN BE INVISIBLE IF I WANT! $89.95+P&H

FT30 I’M IN A MASSAGE PARLOR! $89.95 + P&H

FT31 THE MASSAGE IS IN MY HOME! $89.95 + P&H

FT32 A TRIP TO A WORLD OF BREASTS! $89.95 + P&H

• Imagine walking barefoot in a field of breasts!

• Lay down, roll around, kiss, taste, bite, suck & MORE!

FT33 A TRIP TO THE WORLD OF PENISES OR PUSSIES! $89.95 + P&H

• They are all yours to do with as you will!

• Just IMAGINE the possibilities!

FT34 A TRIP TO THE WORLD OF ASSES! $89.95 + P&H

• Start off walking on your toes, bite one or... ????

FT35 TRIP TO THE WORLD OF ORAL SEX! $89.95 + P&H

FT36 A TRIP TO THE WORLD OF PORN STARS! $89.95 + P&H

FT37 A TRIP TO THE WORLD OF SEX TOYS! $89.95 + P&H

FT38 A TRIP TO THE WORLD OF IDENTICAL TWINS! M/F $89.95 + P&H

FT39 A TRIP TO THE WORLD OF S&M/LEATHER! $89.95 + P&H

FT40 A TRIP TO THE WORLD OF BONDAGE! $89.95 + P&H

FT41 A TRIP TO THE WORLD OF COSTUMES! $89.95 + P&H

FT42 A TRIP TO CROSS DRESSING WORLD! $89.95 + P&H

FT43 I’M A MULTI ORGASMIC WOMAN! I AM ALWAYS LUBRICATED & READY! I CUM LIKE A FAUCET! $89.95 + P&H

FT44 I’M A CONSTANTLY HARD MAN & I CAN CLIMAX & EJACULATE LIKE A FAUCET AS MANY TIME A DAY AS I WANT! $89.95 + P&H

FT45 I’M FAMOUS & I HAVE 1000 GROUPIES! $89.95 + P&H

FT46 TRIP TO AN UNINHIBITED WORLD WHERE ALL SEX IS SAFE & NO DISEASE EXISTS! $89.95 + P&H

FT47 THE WORLD OF ANAL SEX! $89.95 + P&H

FT47 THE WORLD OF MOUTHS, LIPS & OF COURSE TONGUES ONLY!
(Oh What a World!) $89.95 + P&H

FT49 THE WORLD OF WOMEN ONLY! $89.95 + P&H

FT50 THE WORLD OF MEN ONLY! $89.95 + P&H

FT51 THE WORLD OF GAY WOMEN ONLY! $89.95 + P&H

FT52 THE WORLD OF GAY MEN ONLY! $89.95 + P&H

FT53 A WORLD OF BI-SEXUAL WOMEN ONLY! $89.95 + P&H

FT54 A WORLD OF BI-SEXUAL MEN ONLY! $89.95 + P&H

FT55 A WORLD OF BI-SEXUAL COUPLES ONLY! $89.95 + P&H

FT56 I’M A DIRTY OLD MAN DOING DIRTY OLD THINGS WITH YOUNG WOMEN! $89.95 + P&H

FT57 I’M A DIRTY OLD WOMAN DOING DIRTY OLD THINGS WITH YOUNG MEN $89.95 + P&H

FT58 A TRIP TO THE WORLD OF SLUTS! $89.95 + P&H

FT59 A TRIP TO THE WORLD OF STUDS! $89.95 + P&H

FT60 A TRIP TO CLITORIS HEAVEN! $89.95 + P&H

FT61 A TRIP TO WHIPS & CHAINS WORLD! $89.95 + P&H

FT62 A TRIP TO KINKY WORLD! $89.95 + P&H

FT63 A TRIP TO VAGINA WORLD! $89.95 + P&H

See FT32, FT33, FT34, Etc!

FT64 A TRIP TO THREE SOME WORLD! $89.95 + P&H

FT65 A TRIP TO ORGY HEAVEN! $89.95 + P&H

• Even the Angels join in!

FT66 A TRIP TO SWINGER WORLD! $89.95 + P&H

FT67 A TRIP TO GAY MALE WORLD! $89.95 + P&H

FT68 A TRIP TO LESBIAN ONLY WORLD! $89.95 + P&H

FT69 A TRIP TO 69 / SIXTY NINE ONLY WORLD! $89.95 + P&H

FT70 A TRIP TO WATER SPORTS WORLD! $89.95 + P&H

FT71 A TRIP TO NAKED WRESTLING WORLD! $89.95 + P&H

FT72 A TRIP TO NAKED CHEER LEADER WORLD! $89.95 + P&H

FT73 A TRIP TO NAKED BODY BUILDER WORLD! $$89.95 + P&H

FT74 A TRIP TO FETISH WORLD! $89.95 + P&H

• FROM THIS POINT ON YOU CAN START TO USE YOUR IMAGINATION & DREAM UP YOUR OWN SEXUAL FANTASIES USING THE GUIDELINES OF OTHERS!
  (See CUSTOM TAPE INFORMATION Below!)

• NOTE: I want to extend a big thank you to all the GREAT Sexual FantasyVision clients who came up with the ideas for all the CD / MP3'S listed below!

• They are a group of sexual, clever, horny & very dirty minded men & women who have given me permission to use their CUSTOM ideas to bring pleasure to other sexual uninhibited adults like you!

Psssst… there’s still a lot to read… 
get some more paper to take notes!

FT-76 I’M MAKING IT (regular sex) With A LATIN LOVER! $89.95 + P&H

• (Your brain picks the place… on all CD / MP3'S)

FT-77 I’M MAKING IT (regular sex) With A BLACK LOVER! $89.95 + P&H

FT-78 I’M MAKING IT (regular sex) With A WHITE LOVER! $89.95 + P&H

FT-79 I’M MAKING IT (regular sex) With A SEXY FOREIGNER $89.95 + P&H

FT-80 I’M MAKING IT (anal sex) With A LATIN LOVER! $89.95 + P&H

FT-81 I’M MAKING IT (anal sex) With A BLACK LOVER! $89.95 + P&H

FT-82 I’M MAKING IT (anal sex) With A WHITE LOVER $89.95 + P&H

FT-83 I’M MAKING IT (anal sex) With A SEXY FOREIGNER $89.95 + P&H

FT-84 I’M MAKING IT (Oral sex) With A LATIN LOVER! $89.95 + P&H

FT-85 I’M MAKING IT (Oral sex) With A BLACK LOVER! $89.95 + P&H

FT-86 I’M MAKING IT (Oral sex) With A WHITE LOVER $89.95 + P&H

FT-87 I’M MAKING IT (Oral sex) With A SEXY FOREIGNER $89.95 + P&H

FT-88 GROUP SEX with A LATIN, BLACK, WHITE, FOREIGNER & ONLY ME! $89.95 + P&H

FT-91 FIRST TIME LESBIAN EXPERIENCE! $$89.95 + P&H

FT-92 FIRST TIME GAY EXPERIENCE! $89.95 + P&H

FT-95 ALL MALE GROUP SEX & YOU! $89.95 + P&H

FT-97 ALL FEMALE GROUP SEX & YOU! $89.95 + P&H

FT-104 CUSTOM StealthVision YOU TELL ME! $119.95 + P&H

FT-105 MY WHITE LOVER HAS 15 INCH COCK! $89.95 + P&H

FT-106 MY BLACK LOVER HAS 15 INCH COCK! $89.95 + P&H

FT-107 YOU’RE A STAR IN AN AMATEUR SEX VIDEO! $89.95 + P&H

FT-116 HIS COCK IS TOO BIG TO SUCK & FUCK! $89.95 + P&H

• All you can do is lick it all over, play with your hands & Enjoy Licking his SEMEN When it CUMS!

FT-117 I WANT YOUR HARD COCK UP MY ASS! $89.95 + P&H

FT-118 I WANT YOU TO EAT MY PUSSY! $89.95 + P&H

FT-120 I WANT TO FUCK MY BEST FRIEND or STRANGER M/F WHILE MY (husband/ wife/lover) WATCHES & MASTURBATES! $89.95 + P&H

FT-121 I WANT TO HAVE ANAL SEX with MY BEST FRIEND or STRANGER M/F WHILE MY (husband/wife/lover) WATCHES & MASTURBATES! $89.95 + P&H

FT-122 I WANT TO HAVE BI-SEXUAL SEX with MY BEST FRIEND or STRANGER M/F WHILE MY (husband/wife/lover) WATCHES & MASTURBATES! $89.95 + P&H

FT-123 I WANT YOU TO JERK OFF & SHOOT YOUR TASTY CUM ALL OVER MY FACE & TITS! $89.95 + P&H

FT-124 I WANT YOU TO SIT ON MY FACE! $89.95 + P&H

FT-125 I WANT YOU TO FUCK MY MOUTH! $89.95 + P&H

FT-128 I WANT YOU TO LICK MY PUSSY HARD & DEEP UNTIL I CUM IN YOUR MOUTH! $89.95 + P&H

FT-129 ONE STRAIGHT GUY FUCKS MY MOUTH, The 2nd MY PUSSY & The 3rd MY ASS! $89.95 + P&H

FT-130 ONE LESBIAN EATS MY PUSSY, ANOTHER SITS ON MY FACE & ANOTHER FUCKS MY ASS with A DILDO, LICKS MY ASS with HER TONGUE & PUTS HER FINGER IN MY HOLE! $89.95 + P&H

FT-131 ONE STRAIGHT WOMAN SITS ON MY FACE & FUCKS MY MOUTH, The SECOND MY COCK & The THIRD LICKS & FINGERS MY ASS! $89.95 + P&H

FT-132 ONE GAY GUY FUCKS ME IN The ASS & The OTHER SUCKS MY DICK WHILE I SUCK The THIRD GUY’S HUGE JUICY COCK & TWO OTHER GUYS JERK EACH OTHER OFF ON US! $89.95 + P&H

FT-136 I’M HAVING WILD KINKY GROUP SEX IN The OFFICE! $89.95 + P&H

FT-137 SEX IN the PUBLIC PARK OR BEACH! $89.95 + P&H

FT-143 UNINHIBITED SEX with TRACY LORDS! $89.95 + P&H

FT-144 WILD SEX with ANNA NICOLE SMITH! $89.95 + P&H

FT-145 RAUNCHY SEX with JACK NICHOLSON! $89.95 + P&H

FT-146 TENDER SEX with MICHELLE PFEIFFER! $89.95 + P&H

FT-147 YOU TELL ME CUSTOM $119.95 + P&H

• You can create you own custom made sexuality CD / MP3'S by writing your own sexual fantasy script outlines & sending them to me... Obviously there is no end of possibilities to sexual ideas... The few we list above are not necessarily special... They are just a starting point for your brain!

• Over 75% of all the sexual fantasy CD / MP3'S we sell are custom CD / MP3'S from people just like you & they are really great... As stated the CD / MP3'S listed above are just a sampling!

• Even if you just add you name 1000's of times to our script it will make the tape more powerful!

• On CUSTOM sexual fantasy CD / MP3'S tell me sexually speaking exactly what you like & don’t like... Send me a list of the sexual fantasy experiences you want your tape to provide!

• Be frank & open with me... Don’t be ashamed to ask... Use real sexual street words... All your desires are normal... There must be no shame in your sexual fantasy world!

• No standards should be set... No one is judging you!

• Be generous to yourself... this is your own secret sexual weapon to use as you see fit for the rest of your life... Use it and you can be satisfied beyond your wildest dreams!

• PRINT... DON'T TYPE OR WRITE VERY SMALL... WE WILL EDIT IT SO DON'T WORRY ABOUT SPELLING OR GRAMMAR!

• WE WILL DO ANYTHING YOU ASK AS LONG AS IT'S LEGAL... ETHICS, MORALS, VALUES, TASTE OR TYPE OF SEXUALITY ARE NOT OUR CONCERN!
  (ARTIE RESERVE THE RIGHT TO REJECT ANY SUGGESTIONS THAT MIGHT BE ILLEGAL OR QUESTIONABLE!)

• SOMETIMES I THINK I HAVE HEARD IT ALL BUT I'M COUNTING ON YOU FOLKS OUT THERE TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING SEXUALLY NEW!

• Please don't forget to figure the CUSTOM price!

• Again... You may order what you see listed, add to them or CUSTOM create your own!

• Just like at "Burger King", You Can have It Your Way!